A door opens, the sun pours in - shining and reflecting across our lacquered white floors. A man. Tall, dark, handsome... He bears a slight resemblance to A Streetcard Named Desire-era Marlon Brando, in fact. He wears all brown. Suddenly, a gleam of sunshine flickers, revealing a large, brown paper package.
"WHAT COULD THIS BE?!" We all whisper, smiles brimming with child-like excitement. Our brown-clad Dapper Dan comes close enough to reveal his face: he is Dwayne, our beloved UPS Driver.
"I come bearing gifts!" He exclaims. He raises his sculpted arm and crosses his chest, pulling a sleek, tri-folded paper from his breast. "Whitney Marbach," he reads.
Suddenly, a crash on the floor! Nicolette has toppled from her chair. Dwayne falls to his knees to console the poor girl. She blinks - a sign of life!
"What happened??" She asks in a soft, airy voice.
...
"The WAM Bands have arrived."
No comments:
Post a Comment